They’ll still blame it on the liberals, minorities, and women. And they’ll get even angrier.

Wait....wat?

I don’t think he even stopped, I think he just wrote that comment with one hand.

She looks so damn beautiful in that picture. Purple was definitely her color.

Me too, and I’m a white chick.

Not only is it 99% white people, but it’s 99% white people who are all drunkenly making out with each other. White people use St. Patrick’s day as an excuse to get sloppy and do sloppy things while wearing a bunch of green. That’s the whole point. The majority of the people celebrating aren’t even Catholic. Or Irish.

I think the rest of the civilized world has already realized it.

Giant meteor for 2017!

Like he’s actually going to do any work. He’s just going to pawn everything off on Pence and spend as much time as he can locked away in his gold-plated phallus tower.

Aren’t they picky about that though? Like you have to be the “right” kind of Asian to be considered intellectually superior, in their eyes. Like Ali Wong put it, “fancy Asians” vs “jungle Asians.”

Right? We’re like cockroaches and Cher.

Kanye.

So are toxic people entitled to see a child who doesn’t even want to see them, simply because they’re grandparents?

He’s just really emotional right now.

Wait, why’d they’d refuse to remove it? Removing it means baaaabies!

I think a week is one of those “potentially it could be this long, err on the side of caution, some people have been burned by this,” but generally it’s under 3-4 days.

There is a person out there who dismisses climate change as a hoax because a tanker got stuck in the ice in Antarctica, and when he was a kid he learned that we were in a “cold period.”

Wait, is this him? It looks like Chris Pratt in his Everwood days.

You forgot one of the most mind-boggling ones of all.

One of those most punchable faces on the planet, right there.