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Who’s the shithole now, Donny?

Easy trick from a former college professor: First day of class, you go around the room and have each student say their name while you mark them on the roster. Takes less time than you stumbling through the names, you start the semester learning the correct pronunciation directly from the student, and there’s minimal

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I had completely forgotten about that Debbie Allen/Phylicia Rashad video!

Hell hath no fury like a Karen mildly inconvenienced.

Don’t worry, everyone. I hate myself too.

Every time I think The Sexual Predator Who Lost the Popular Vote couldn’t get any lower, he goes ahead and goes even lower. Or in this case, he was this low quite a while ago. I also wish Mary had spoken up a lot sooner, but she was probably working through the trauma of being part of such a fucked up family and just

Anyone that has a sobbing meltdown over waiting for fast food needs to have their gun removed and to have their fitness for duty evaluated. 

Love that she snuck in there that she did the mobile order so other people wouldn’t “pay for her stuff.” You know you’re in a trod-upon profession when people are always offering to pay for your shit. 

Oh I’m going back even further. I was born in Italy to American parents. My whole life I’ve been told that I am a dual citizen, but that isn’t true. My grandparents emigrated to the US in the 1920s. My grandmother never became a citizen, but my grandfather did in 1927. According to Italian law, before 1948,

It’s about damn time! Perhaps soon I can change my name 😂😂

90 Day Fiance is every bit as trashy and filled with awful people you can’t stop watching that also is relatively diverse and (if you watch it this way) offers a scathing indictment of the ignorance that has been fostered in these closing years of the American empire and how it’s only a matter of time before the rest

sorry, but what is even the point of this article? I could have gleaned all this from a Wikipedia article on her.

So they’re about 5-10 years ago American white feminists. 

Don’t forget when liberals were putting their trust in generals and the intelligence community while conservatives were discovering their love for Russia and North Korea.

In fairness, nobody’s better at turning left than Nascar.

I would never have guessed in a million years that, in terms of the culture wars, liberals would get Nascar and conservatives Harry Potter.

2020, man.

I can’t get over how...... not that old Ruby Bridges is. This just happened. 

What the fuck is wrong with this woman? What business is it of hers what anyone else chooses to do with their body? It just seems really strange to me that she would decide she’s a warrior for this side of this issue, especially given some of the lessons of HP as elucidated by Daniel Radcliffe.