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Check out skinny Ricky Gervais. They looks like bruvvers, and Gervais is smart, and has all that Office tv show money :)

tl:dr your kid is WAY past the age where a dummytit is appropriate.

Madam, you live up to your moniker! Thanks for the laugh.

Uhura! What a role model!

Randilyn, you are awesome! Congrats!

Thank you! I was feeling all sad and lonely, thinking I was the only one that doesn’t care for this nasty, mean bully.

Sorry for your troubles. Is there anyone you can talk to?

And a palindrome.

Back Yard Breeders should be shot. Money grubbing cunts.

RIP Selena

But I wants Kimmy K to be mt bridesmaid tho. No, her husband is not allowed to give any speeches.

I don’t remember where I read it, but it was a legitimate news source, (think NYT, The Atlantic etc.) R Kelly, according to that article

If it’s not #diaperbuttkardashian, then what’s the problem?

“But... but... I’m rich AND pretty?” bland

Plural. Children.

I thought that was Colonel Mustard, with the pool man, on Wednesdays.

Your KatieCouricCounter?

She only does anal as a guest in other peoples’ homes. With the gardener. On Mondays.