I might put some change in a jar if they have one, but otherwise no.

So, I have to go into the other room in a moment, so I am going to make this brief:

Has anyone here used one of those DNA testing services that tell you your ancestry? I want to get mine checked but I want one that’s trustworthy. I’m originally from Pakistan but the region I’m from is basically very mixed with a lot of invasions etc over the years. And, well, as an immigrant, I often feel a bit…

I don’t tip at places like that. If they brought to the table, yes, but otherwise no. They ask for tips at Subway and Panera these days too. It’s ridiculous.

I am home.

I watermarbled!

I’m in the Greys but I have a genuine question.

I know we’ve been over this again and again re: Trump, but I just woke up from a nap in which I dreamed that I told off a bunch of Trump voters, and now I am steamed. Seriously, what were people thinking?! When you vote, the question is not, “Who is perfect and has never made a mistake and believes every single thing…

Because sometimes you just need a cat pic.

Beauty Thread

Ugh, I have been waiting for this! I am dealing with a gym creeper and I need some advice. About six months ago, a guy started talking to me at my gym. It’s a rock climbing gym, so it’s not weird for people to be social. He told me he was in the military and he was going on deployment for six months the next day. He…

Following the London events. Everything is terrible and the world is a mess.

So, I need some grown-up advice. I needed a root canal in April, and I found a specialist I really liked who took care of it with no problems. She referred me to a general dentist for regular dental care/cleanings, etc since I don’t have a dentist since moving to the area. She recommended a dentist with the caveat…

So... I did something today.

Please, please let White Jesus posing in your engagement pics become a thing!

Now this gives me hope. I’d love to see her elected, of course, but the most important thing we can do for 2018 is challenge them everywhere. Press them for every seat, run in every election, push them and bleed them for cash and make this a goddamn fight for once.

my god, they’re insufferable.

“Hannah Bronfman: Seagram heiress”

...but barron was absolutely giddy when daddy said ‘I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody...’ no problemo.

Where the fuck are those indictments they keep telling us are on the way? Hurry the fuck up. I’m not sure how much more of this ceaseless torrent of dumbfuckery I can take.