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Stuffing rocks in my vag didn’t seem like a good idea when Goop was selling it.

Another good book to read is “Germs, Guns and Steel.” Great history of Native Americans prior to 1492 and shortly after.

I would totally buy there being larger settlements and ruins found throughout the US. There’s a great book called 1491: New Revelations of the Americas Before Columbus by Charles C. Mann. Basically, everything you were taught in school about American Indians was wrong, and these myths served to justify the white

The Fighting County Commissioners! Nothing sounds whiter than that.

“BUILD A PIPELINE THROUGH THERE AT ONCE!!!!!”

It’s Kansas so it could just as easily been a thriving metropolis 6 years ago before Sam Brownback was elected governor.

16th Century?

Mike Pence feels uncomfortable with its permissive social mores. Roll it back another 300 years, Mother!

He keeps them in case the cops come around!

My dad is also a George Bush “feminist”. They don’t realize they are one or try to be one, but they kind of are. With their faults of course. They’re just dudes (usually of the dad variety) who don’t see why women can’t do the same stuff as men, like it doesn’t really occur to them. They might miss the whole social

He’s had a beard for a couple years now. This was him in April, 2015. Why are people acting like him having a full beard is a brand new, shocking development?

“It’s true what they say. We all float down here, and you will, too.”

Bobby, well played busting Katie on her bullshit response, both in text, and, in that dead eyed, exposed GIF.

What’s a Nick Viall?

A Drake fan broke into his home and drank “Pepsi, Sprite and Fiji water”out of his fridge.

The people who believe Janet is a gold digger are highly obnoxious people. Really? Janet The Jackson?

“I haven’t talked to Tamron, I don’t know Tamron well,”

“A member of Drake’s crew walked into the house ... and found a 24-year-old woman in one of the bedrooms, wearing one of Drake’s hoodies.”

It doesn’t matter how rich a woman is, if her husband is richer then she’s definitely a gold digger. How could anybody even question if Janet Jackson is a gold digger? She was very rich, not billion dollar oil money rich, but rich enough that she could live lavishly and never have to work again. Put some respeck on

In general I have no opinion on Drake one way or another, but keeping Pepsi in your fridge is unacceptable. Coke 4 lyfe!