Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

Maybe he can’t catch a break because of all the shitty things he continues to do without apologizing.

“Chris Brown further proves point.”

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

No seriously, she and John are the most entertaining celeb couple:

It’s so quaint that Pia Toscano incorporated granny panties into her wedding ensemble.

A city in Italy.

Looks like true love to me:

Even though I cringe every time I read some admiration of Melania’s class or humanitarian wonderfulness or whatever, this scene scared the fuck out of me. I’ve seen this kind of psychological bullshit in my own parents’ marriage. He said some sharp little cruelty to her, then turned around with that self-satisfied…

On a creepy side note, can we also discuss the revelation that Mike Pence calls his wife “mother” instead of Karen, Mrs. V.P., or even babycakes? It’s in the new Rolling Stone article, he says things like “Mother, what china are we eating on?” This is in front of guests and not apparently joking. He is the fucking…

Notice how Ivanka does the same thing. They’re all frightened to death of the guy. It’s bizarre.

People have noticed that the Cheeto left her behind when he entered the White House, abandoning her for the Obamas to guide gently inside.

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

and what do you do with kids with disabilities that are in inclusion classes? Not every student with an IEP should be in seperate classes. I’m a sped teacher in a highschool and I have a student who recently switched from being in a sped classroom to being inclusion and he’s actually doing better in inclusion classes.

I do like how the press has been responding to this. Perhaps it angered them into growing spines? Or remembering their duty to facts and the truth? Either way I hope they keep it up.

Spicer went on to say that for the first time in history, floor coverings were used to protect the Malls’ grass, which he claimed “had the effect of highlighting any area where people were not standing.”

I personally loved the leap from “there is NO way of knowing how many people were there.” to “There were the most people from any inauguration ever.”

We knew he would be completely full of shit. But there isn’t even any art to this! To be so BLATANT with the lies is just insane. You don’t even have to use “strategically cropped” photos to tell. The DC Metro was posting comparison numbers between Obama inaugurations, Trump’s sad fail, and today’s amazing March.…

“This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period”

At least they are consistent. They are not only going to lie about the important issues, they will lie about the stupid shit too!