I have a stupidly sensitive stomach, so I barf often enough that it doesn’t really phase me anymore (plus I’m better at avoiding nausea now). There were two times, however, when coughing attacks triggered surprise barfing. The first time I was in high school, coughing so hard I can’t stand up straight, trying to…

No one (important) dying last night in such a tense episode was so great. I was so anxious about Daryl and Carol because Talking Dead, and then when they announced a surprise cast member my brain was like, OH NO IT'S GLENN. Thank goodness my brain was wrong. Also Abraham taking down Pete in two seconds was…

My mom and I talk on the phone during commercials and both of us were just like, "THEY CAN'T KILL GLENN IT'S NOT FAIR" and then when he lived I cheered and danced around my living room like an adult.

I have a friend I should send this to. She makes a big deal about taking days off to spend with her kid, but on those days off she encourages the kid to watch TV alone in her room. The kid is three, by the way.

When I got my upper two out I had general and it worked really well-went to sleep, woke up, teeth were gone!

One of my friends just went and picked up a small kitten (because it was free) today. She went to her mother's house while I gave the poor flea-infested baby a bath and fed it. I feel you.

I'm pretty upfront about the fact that I don't do BJs and everyone is just amaaazed that I still get laid. I did have one ex who insisted that I had to blow him if the relationship was going to continue. It didn't. As far as oral for myself...meh. I've been with a couple of dudes who were good at it, but mostly I…

Kittens are pretty much the only thing I have maternal instincts towards (thanks to years of helping foster them) and this was a doozy. SIGH.

This. I moisturize my hands as often as possible! The number of nail/hand care products in my purse is probably unreasonable, but my nails look nice, so whatever.

Nude and neon is such a good combo! Maybe next time I do my nails...

This is the reason I have an organizer drawer full of loose glitters. They come in packs and who knows when I'll need them! I also like to use eyeshadow sponges for glitter gradients-they soak up the polish and make it so much easier to make glitter as dense as you want.

My only two times meeting a guy friend's SO that were memorable are basically exact opposites. First situation: My friend started dating a girl during study abroad and I finally met her when they got back. She hugged me and gave me a kiss on the cheek, then told me that she was so exited to meet me because she'd…

Magic seems like an option? I don't even know, my mom is really good with friend problems but not dude problems (because she hates most of my dude people so she rarely meets them and we don't discuss them).

...wow. Stabbing!! But karma definitely works on these people: my ex-terrible-friend finally got a decent dude, he bought her a ring, and then she got knocked up during a time when he knew there was no way it was his (combo of being on location/him having his kids when off=no sexy times). He dumped her ass and…

I had a friend like that too! My mom flat out told me to never introduce her to anyone I was serious about because, "Even if she doesn't sleep with him, she'll figure out a way to ruin your relationship". Our friendship didn't last too long after I realized my mom was right.

I don't know if I have a worst, but I sure have a lot! His best friend told me, he told me, I saw him texting her, the list goes on. Yes, I do have trust issues, how did you know?

I'm so excited for this right now. And by excited, I mean I'm going to Sephora tomorrow and spending a stupid amount of money.

Dammit, now I have to go buy a violet lipstick.

I am also curious about that! I don't do well with mildly unconventional caps, I don't think I could manage the pointy nonsense...but I still kind of want one.

Have you tried any LUSH moisturizers? I use Aqua Marina/Dark Angels and both Enzymion and Imperialis work pretty well for me. Enzymion kept my skin fairly matte, but it's so pricey that I just keep getting samples...