Why are you leaving out Musk himself?

Never get tired of this Microsoft paint brilliance

Kind of surprised to see this. It just happens to be how I announce all changes in relationship status. Here I thought I had an original idea.

Now I want to see him get tight with another magazine, so we can see an edit of this classic:

Heyoooooooo!!!

Fuck you money must be liberating. The danger, of course, is that you sometimes come off looking like a giant douchebag.

Haha it’s so fucking true whether you are being serious or not. The amount of Elon dick riding some commenters here enjoy is insane.

I’m sure Fortune thinks that he is #2 now.

There are plenty of commenters right here whom if I was the conspiratorial type, would assume were commenting from a cubicle at Tesla HQ, or perhaps Musk’s basement.

It’s funny when people get hit in the balls.

I’m glad Steven Adams decided to press charges.

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

Going faster than F1 is “easy” when you don’t need to abide by F1 rules. 99% of the cost in F1 is the final 1% of the speed, while keeping within the ruleset. If you could just throw the rule book out the window, it would be pretty easy to go considerably faster.

So it’s a formula one car with fenders and a closed cockpit? Don’t they call those LMP1's? Hah

I enjoyed this very much.

The good thing about knowing Willis is a ghost is that you can look for the subtle hints that he is one when you’re not suppose to know.

Because I’m an idiot.

Westbrook is going to be SO fun to watch with that team all to himself, and he might legitimately flirt with a triple - double average next season.

Prediction: At some point this season, in the midst of a 30-point game streak that will dwarf anything MJ or Joe Dimaggio has ever done, Russell Westbrook will spontaneously combust live on television. He will posthumously be awarded MVP.