Why are you leaving out Musk himself?

Never get tired of this Microsoft paint brilliance

Kind of surprised to see this. It just happens to be how I announce all changes in relationship status. Here I thought I had an original idea.

Now I want to see him get tight with another magazine, so we can see an edit of this classic:

Heyoooooooo!!!

Fuck you money must be liberating. The danger, of course, is that you sometimes come off looking like a giant douchebag.

Haha it’s so fucking true whether you are being serious or not. The amount of Elon dick riding some commenters here enjoy is insane.

I’m sure Fortune thinks that he is #2 now.

There are plenty of commenters right here whom if I was the conspiratorial type, would assume were commenting from a cubicle at Tesla HQ, or perhaps Musk’s basement.

It’s funny when people get hit in the balls.

I’m glad Steven Adams decided to press charges.

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

Because he’s a worthless, cop killing piece of shit cop killer that needed to be put down like a mangey dog. Lethal force was more than justified. Why endanger human lives? Just kill him. I hope ED-209s start rolling out soon.

“You seem to be a stupid fuck. Cops are not judge, jury, and executioner”

“Since when is it ok to bomb suspects?”

Why is that any different than shooting him? It’s been OK to shoot someone engaging in fire with you pretty much forever.

“WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!”

You go on a killing spree, you don’t get the liberty of non-lethal force. Simple as that in my mind. If you held up a convenient store with a gun, and were in there and no one was hurt? Sure, let’s talk, I’ll send in pizza and a handheld so we can discuss your non-lethal surrender. You post up in a sniper nest, kill…

John Connor.