I’m not snarking on her at all. I think it’s great that she woke up and realized there’s way more to life than making sure the camera caught the curve of her ass just right.

Ha, keep being squeamish, fellas, just leaves more for me! I cannot reasonably expect a female to pleasure my seeping penis and hairy balls if I won’t make the effort to tongue-flick the bean for her.

I’m just happy that I know nothing about “popular” music.

Good for her. I know people twice her age with not even one-tenth of her self-awareness.