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You are more right than you will ever now. (laugh track) (sad trombone)

You need to spend some time on grammar and spelling.

Great now I have to hope she doesn't read this. I was going for a funny rejoinder, not serious relationship advice. You all should lighten up.

Well good thing Callie, you don't work for a site that depends on these people.

I did, she looked at me with death in her eyes, to be fair she appologized

I've known more than one woman who does this (sometimes they cry preemptively).

Hmm, well I once had a very attractive female doctor give me a prostate exam when I was in college (I had ulcers, she was checking) and it was easily one of the five most erotic doctor's exams I have ever had.

I have a question.

A drunk, misanthropic, Irish Man. Well actually just an Irishman I guess.

I have a picture of the dog Eddie.

Why does the woman at 3:40 have a picture of Niles Crane on her desk?

Raccoons have been coming in our cat door, so we've started closing it at night. Last night around 11 there was a raccoon actually banging on the door to be let in, so the cats definitely weren't going out.

No we have three years left, and then the slow slide of tabloid obsolescence.

I have never done anything to my jew-fro though my barber is always trying to get me to put product in it. Yuck.

That is what amazed my GF as well.

Can talk about the terrible show Mom, which I watched because of Alison Janey.

Well it makes it less creepy for me, but only slightly.