This may come as a surprise to you but he is an actor that is it. Actors act, they act in good parts, bad parts, shitty part, shiny parts. It is a job mostly, they want the money for a new boat, or a new kitchen or whatever.

My cats have my GF so trained she gets glasses of water just for them.

OH I used to fix Patti Fili-Krushel's home machines when we both worked for ABC, she had the cutest little kids she never got to see, I always felt bad for her.

I didn't like it because it was boring.

Hold on Chris is using his natural Irish accent (thank gawd not his awful american accent) and the others are doing really really bad english accents.

Sometimes it is really hard to be a man in his forties on this site, what the hell is delia's?

But I've spent the last seven years building up an immunity to lidocaine.

Hey lets start posting our favorite Lehrer songs.

I am actually considering buying this car to replace my prius, that was until this freaking ad. Nice way to lose a customer.

Sorry I should have said, I have turned down others as well, I have a job and can be very picky. I got a call just Friday from a recruiter and I just shut her down when she mentioned the job was something I am proficient at but have no desire to do. I think when you get a certain level and you are not desperate you…

Yes, I had a very good pay and benefit package for a company, it was an easy drive, great location and they really wanted me. However, when I went in for the interviews they were always playing fox news and I knew it wasn't the place for me. I have since been blackballed by the placement company (robert half) and…