So, to recap, hes top 11 but not elite and good, though not great, but will probably end up in the Hall. What are you on dude?

That’s at least tepid. “Aside from his monster 2015....” Right. If you ignore the 10 WAR season he put up when he was 22 years old, then he’s pretty average.

I think it’s about the same as your job security as Provider of Working Links.

Well given how 2016 is going, it’s possible you end up correct!

Wait, you mean baseball didn’t end? I thought the Cubs - Indians World Series was some sort of climactic finale of the entire idea of baseball.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Gotta love a snarky comment with footnotes.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Dave, not now

Everyone else in the country: Oh, awesome, a debate over whether New England or Seattle has the best fans! This isn’t at all unbearable!

The old sex boys of the slippery surface are at it again. Here they come, oiled chests caked with flour and whole grains, stumbling across the frozen ice toward the scoring area where the goal knight trembles within his painted armor. All the while the fans in attendance, women and men alike, are jackhammering their…

When I was there it was this dude named Joe but he lives in California now.

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

Kris Bryant, Kris Bryant, and Kris Bryant.

Kyle Wagner

No, but you are.

Oh, eat a dick.

My wife keeps trying to ban my consumption of Ben & Jerry’s in bed just because ONE TIME she woke up with her hand in a puddle of Chubby Hubby. Even though it was 1 out of 250 times, I began to understand the difference between “statistically insignificant” and “real life” in fairly short order.

Right, so the first time.