No, but you are.

Oh, eat a dick.

That’s what percentages are supposed to do.

My wife keeps trying to ban my consumption of Ben & Jerry’s in bed just because ONE TIME she woke up with her hand in a puddle of Chubby Hubby. Even though it was 1 out of 250 times, I began to understand the difference between “statistically insignificant” and “real life” in fairly short order.

I got yelled at by some dipshit commenter last week when I said that Heyward has probably saved 3 runs from happening in the postseason so far. I am now Internet Smug in my rightness

Lets worry about a guys effectiveness, even though he was throwing 100mph+ regularly during the longest outing of his career, and then two days after.

You should probably just have left it at “I don’t follow baseball that closely.”

Right, so the first time.

“You’re acting like putting him in was a no-brainer and every manager would have done that when it ends up backfiring 99% of the time.”

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

bad doesn’t mean hot

Not at all hot take time: No one gives a shit about the Sox

Gee I don’t know, I’m pretty sure all you have to do is read his response to the guy dying and you might be able to get a feel for why people dislike him.

He blocked me when I replied “Bet you’re going to celebrate with a bunch of cocaine”