Those wheels will be a bitch to clean.

$2200?! So you’ll be able to total a Volvo in 20 years by just having replace the headlight alone, due to a rock hitting it?

The front grille still needs work. The previous version looked good, but is ruined by the fact that many police agencies have them now, so I get paranoid when I see one behind me (I have somewhat of a lead foot, other than that I don’t have anything to hide, but paying for speeding tickets is painful). The current…

NP all the way, the 3.5 I-6 is a very headache-free engine. As long as you don’t have to deal with the nightmare that is the 5.0 V-12, this is a damn fine car.

I used to think the same about FWD car, but now it’s purely a preference. I like RWD cars, but the fact that the Corrado was FWD doesn’t make it any less of a sports car. It had the DNA of a solid sports car, or sporty car, but it was priced too out of range for many, especially when the market, at the time, had other…

Right. If they have four kids, I would say the Navigator is justified, but why the hell would you want to be miserable and drive a big ass SUV all the time? And really, if I had four kids, I’d go for a used conversion van.

It’s the common misconception of Americana. A small family simply cannot make do with a compact car, as the way families around the globe make do with smaller cars is simply witchcraft. If you have two kids, you have to lose your minds and get a midsized SUV. Otherwise you are un-American.

Drifting cruelly takes talent, so the fruit isn’t hanging that low. Now, if you’re making fun of NASCAR, then you’re just being lazy.

Big Bear is pretty Deliverance-ish, for sure.

Matte black screams “douchebag” louder than a big Monster energy drink decal in the side of that raised Silverado truck.

Many people grew up with two other siblings in households that had smaller cars. If my sister and I survived the many road trips we took in my Mom’s 1987 Mazda 626, your kids would be just fine in a Prius. Now, if you do a lot of camping, go off-road frequently, or haul a lot of stuff for work, the Expedition is a…

Stef, I could not agree with you more, and I am just as frustrated with the society as you are with this stupid mentality that bigger is better. When I was growing up, Suburbans were rare. People who owned them were mainly scoutmasters, forestry employees, or people with more than four kids. Now, you have Tahoes and…

I have zero sympathy. Gravity is a bitch, but she’s made her purpose known.

Am I wrong to expect this was the beginning of a father-step daughter porn?

Tessa is valued higher than GM because they make products that don’t suck.

You win. I’m taking my balls and I’m going home.

Jock itch for days.

Ford Tempo in SF

Canada government officially has better sense than we do when it comes to punishing asshats. Their point system is harsh, as it should be. Driving is a privilege, not a right. Be an asshole and gave the privilege taken away. It’s a damn good system.