I think he is pronouncing it Markwiss, and bad as it is, it can’t manage to reach the all encompassing wrongness that is the American pronunciation of Jaguar as Jagwar :p

Its spelt aluminium dummy.

It’s even a fake Toyota.

Yet the shareholders are not always right.

Shouldn’t have taken you long at all! Welcome to the party, pal.

Broke: Don’t casually kill people

I’m so tired of seeing this pointlessly reductive description of the show’s ethos. It’s never actually been “people who care about things are dumb”, it’s more of “some people will pretend to care about fashionable causes purely for the sake of their image/ their own ego, rather than out of any genuine altruism”. Which…

At least she didn’t mention dick cheese. 

Nothing more true has been said in all these comments  

You can’t fault me for being a little upset. Waiting another 5 years was the difference between me having a nice little windfall and paying off my house in entirety.

Been working in Customer service for 8 years now and unfortunately it’s kind of true.

Is Musk’s girlfriend laughing yet?

Like looking for Needles in a Strawberry Stack

It’s an accidental breach of SIGINT security, the sensors this facility uses accidentally intercepted US military signals without knowing it and someone found out. The FBI was sent in to scrub the data and find out how it was done so either the signals or equipment can be modified. The government does not want the…

On the one hand, I agree that what is or is not a “companion animal” should depend on the situation and there’s no reason why the Canadian government should be so inflexible about how their citizens choose to spend their money. On the other hand, spending $650,000+ to save the life of any animal no matter how beloved i…

The ending is enough to put me off future releases in this series. I don’t need “happy” endings, but the ending rendered pretty much everything I spent the previous 30+ hours doing completely meaningless, and that just feels like a game that has contempt for its players. 

That much pizza isn’t great for anybody’s bottom line, if you know what I’m saying.

Can we also point out that the US has had a semi official space weapon as well for a while now?