tl;dr I can shitpost on Twitter without losing billions if I take this fucker private.

Bears don’t put their fur on a coathook when they tuck in for hibernation, do they? All bears are naked, man, even the hairy ones.

What is this dark sorcery of which you speak? It sounds perilously similar to the follies and hubris of certain figures in myth and legend.

Surely you have heard the tragedy of Lords Alpha and Beta, and their foolhardy quest to test all the things of the world? One even casually familiar with the fable must certainly…

Or, depending on the caliber used, “split groundhogs”.

I once lived with a girl who was REALLY into cars (enough to embarrass and intimidate a lot of guys who said they were), and it kinda sucked for her in general to be sidelined from a conversation about cars by guys due to pre-conceived gender norms.

Now he has something to crow about.

Farcry 5 has completely soiled my enjoyment of the series. The main story was made to be invasive and annoying, not to mention vapid and weak-willed. The online suite is flaming garbage. The co-op has not made any significant strides. The DLC seems, thus far, like they left the good ideas on the cutting room floor.…

Revenue is meaningless.
Their profit was $540M. So the fine is about 20% of that.

I’m sorry more people won’t appreciate this comment due to the back and forth that will go on about the Disney cosplay thing.

Would you say that Siemens was... premature in showing this car?

Hey Torch... are you sure you want to be talking about how pure Volkswagen’s DNA is?

Elon Musk is a douchebag charlatan with a huge ego. His only redeeming quality, much like Steve Jobs, was their undying belief in themselves and deep pockets and status to cut through the red tape and try innovative ideas that, more often than not, fail quite miserably.

Close, but most of them say “DONt WAIST MY TIME”. That always puzzles me. 

Hey, Commando is a legitimate resource of training material for military combat and guerrilla warfare.

Prediction: A few roadsters will be delivered to customers before Tesla declares bankruptcy.

didnt even read. the correct answer is 190 EVO

Sure they do, a little booze makes your hands nice and steady. That’s why the English used to have some brandy before they went out bird hunting.

Pfft. This is Fancy Kristen. If it wasn’t a city car she was after it’ll be a Tiger II - built by Porsche.

Those trucks are in Mexico already.