1857- dred scott. It’s always been biased garbage. This decade is not special in any way.

I should hope more guerillas learn fighting techniques from commando

Lord of war. You know, that documentary movie. You should watch Commando. That movie shows we don’t need to be afraid of foreign drug dealers. We could clean them up tomorrow.

More like KRAPP amirite?

“None of the turbines on my 500$ aircraft work!”

Is a great idea, until you remember that the resto of the world matching this tariff will completely negate it.

Actually they just omitted the 10mm for some reason. I have 2 wrench sets from the same company and they omitted different wrenches.

Sandstone? Pretty sure thats a limestone bro.

Plus scooters fold up, so unlike bikes they are portable and stowable. The original appeal that nobody actually took advantage of when they were originally released.

Just buy porsche then. I am sure that’s helpful lol

A new startup wants to upload your brain to a server. Trouble is, you can’t do that with a preserved brain since memories are electrical signals, not cell structure. The shame is that I know that and I am not even a scientist.

You forgot the most important firearm safety rule: guns and alcohol don’t mix.

Maybe a rolls royce?

Considering the article was a gag, as was my reply, I don’t think where it was built matters. The joke is that you could tell people you drive a cadillac.

Honey, we are all going to die whether or not I recycle. The planet will shrug us off like a bad cold.

I don’t think I HOP has a leg to stand on here.

Nice ride, but if you want classy you want something with cadillac in the name:

Some thoughts:

I forgot about Icees and their magical spoon straw. I think they should get a federal exemption.

Giving absolutely zero shits about the environment, I can honestly live without using another straw again with zero inconvenience.