I haven’t actually seen the movie but still. I’ll put it on the list.

the voiceover declared, apparently to the babies: “You come with open minds, and the instinct that we are equal.”

I actually have seen that before haha

Well, thanks tom, now I am going to go have a cry.

I will not even try this precisely because it’s named after soylent green. What’s next? A hot new soda called bleach? A new gum called rat poison?

I think direct comparisons have shown that turbos make more top end power, superchargers have better power curves. I love torquey engines but I can’t stand supercharger whine, so it’s kind of a lose-lose for me.

12$ a can too fancy? I have a can from probably 10 years ago that still is good.

Seriously porsche this isn’t that hard.

Fucking seriously? THIS EXISTS ALREADY AND IS INFINITELY BETTER

It’s not making fun of Ugandans, it’s QUOTING Ugandans. big difference.

What I don’t understand is why manufacturers continuously fail to do anything. bare exhaust pipes look like ass. a screw on tip is dirt cheap. as long as it isn’t super flashy just put a small one on there.

So you would say doomsday wasn’t closer during the cuban missle crisis?

Yes I would. because this is how steel trucks look after a few years:

I’m still waiting for the postage stamp mustache to come back.

Thats better than my mini, when the floor mats wear it just gives me an idiot light and doesn’t tell me which one needs replaced.

Yes, I am sure your (all wealthy) democratic party members legitimately care about both you and the poor. I also have a bridge to sell you.

Also:

If politicians weren’t a bunch of crooks, Communism would actually work. coincidentally, voters are stupid for precisely the same reason politicians are crooks: 60-70% of people suck ass.

Thanks to dynacorn you could probably build a brand new version of this car for 50-60k entirely out of restoration parts.

uhhh