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Who will win? Batman, or DJ Khaled?

Has anyone else noticed that all the people threatening Batman in this panel are left-handed?

Ashley’s way too humble for this to be real. Hell, she probably still has her humbilical cord attached.

This is the face Ashley makes when she wants to splice.

My thoughts exactly. The demonstration was poorly executed.

bring a coathanger

Lesson learned, if you are going to steal one, get a firm grip first.

But is this true? Considering that our knowledge of our planet is less than complete, this number seems kind of low. Murray is correct about the number of discovered species, but there’s no way to be sure about the full number.

But they didn’t. You don’t have to look far to get a copy of the Metroid game. All Nintendo can do is send a letter to the game’s “official” site, they can’t scrub the game off the internet.

Seeing as how Nintendo will kill this in the time it takes me to write this comment, I genuinely wonder why the people who made this didn’t invest all that time into making their own original game, which they could actually sell. As soon as Nintendo sees this they will crush these guys’ hard work, so I kinda think...

I feel the same way when I watch Cops.

This is how Blizzard should do its bans. They should wait until the cheater is actually playing, then they should kick them off the server. Not only that, but they should go farther and design a banhammer cinematic that plays on the cheater’s screen the moment it happens.

That felt fucking great to watch, I’m not gonna lie.

Trying not to judge. Trying not to judge. Oh fuck it, I’ll judge. No, no, no, no, dear God this is not ok. (Back to the Olympics. The women’s soccer team just took the lead!)

I like the underwater camera because, uh, what you said!

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

I actually had to watch it twice to find the nip slip. I certainly wouldn’t have noticed it on a live broadcast.

I see no problem with the underwater cameras, I see a problem with freaking out over seeing a woman’s nipple, especially in this context. They’re not sex objects, they’re athletes competing. This view gives a good look at a sport where a lot more happens under the surface of the water than the casual fan realizes.