if you really think that joke is funny because “it makes light of something serious” then I conclude that you’re just an awful human being with a very poor taste in jokes

Here, it’s actually quite simple - pick the scenario:

That’s good - there was a part of me wondering/hoping you were Jewish and now you’ve cleared it up: you are so fucking ignorant that you have no idea how revolting that “joke” was - so thank you 

As a Jew, I know that the term Zion combined with the term Elders refers to one of the most anti-Semitic piece of shit texts ever created — it is beaten out only by Mein Kampf - and it is a fabricated tale passed around by neo-Nazis and white supremacists

thank you....feeling much better...can I have two?

I know Rushmore has only four heads - I listed 5 because I feel strongly that they represent the best boston sports heroes and can’t make an argument for removing one vs. another

Trump being Trump by telling the crowd what they want to hear (ie, no political ‘insiders’) - with the establishment of the GOP now falling in line behind him there is no way they will allow the convention to go off the rails entirely