Wait, butts are ok on Instagram? But prominent penises covered tastefully by underwear are not okay?

I think receiving lines are pretty common, yes. When a friend of mine passed away at 20 the funeral was huge - family, high school friends, college friends, parents’ friends, parents’ coworkers, you name it - over 300 people in total. His parents and brother stood there for hours, greeting every guest, one by one.

I don’t know about all this, all i know is that Sunday night I will be watchin’ X-Files with no lights on something something I hope the smoking man’s in this one.

Here are photos from Rene Angelil’s funeral. They are very sad. [Us Weekly]

“cockle is making it hard”

Where to start? She raps with a Southern accent although she’s Australian. She’s a white person who has a verse about being a slave master. She capitalizes off of Black culture but is completely tone deaf and unsupportive towards things that are actually pertinent to the every day lives and safety of Black people in…

Wow that's a very specific (and very good) joke! Our brains are all connected. It's almost like we belong to a community of humans in a shared culture or something.

In college, during a particularly sad dry spell I made some joke about having to put twigs and leaves over my vagina in the hopes that I could trick someone into falling in. A few years later, I see Margaret Cho doing the exact same joke. Clearly, Cho didn’t steal the joke from me. I’m not making a definite judgment…

White people who compare mild to moderate situations/annoyances to MLK’s struggle are the fucking worst.

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

“at least Cosby knocked his victims out b4 he raped them.”

Haha thats the part that stuck out to me too. “I was having fun, then I started dating her”

From the article:

Calling your kids dad a cunt in a very public forum is a great way to make sure your kid can't stand you.

Poor people are the kindling for the fire of faith.

Which is why she hated abortions...gotta replace the stock.

And remember Teresa loved the suffering of those she was supposedly caring for.

“Because she has probably been aborted,” said Mother Teresa.

Why do you think we haven’t had a woman as president yet?” First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton asked her guest over their lunch at the White House in 1995.

FACT: BRISTOL PALIN HAD TWO UNPLANNED PREGNANCIES THAT RESULTED IN BABIES. DON’T YOU WANT TO BE FAMOUS LIKE BRISTOL PALIN?