I’ve changed my mind. We do need to censor the internet.

I think it is Brandi.

I’m going to take a wild guess here: You identify with Brandi, don’t you?

Stole her children? Seriously? OK, first off you can’t steal a child or a spouse for that matter because you can’t own a person. She didn’t kidnap anyone so drop the hyperbole.

So both of these people are insufferable, but it’s so weird that literally everything they didn’t like about her (lightness, distracting family) was positive and inspiring when he stepped up. I’d be mad too if I was her, but in less of a “why can’t I ever be good enough” way and in more of a “that’s some internalized…

This season on American Idol, watch one couple’s marriage implode.

The guilty people should have to defend themselves. Then it's so much easier to decide on the verdict - does he/she have a lawyer? Innocent! No lawyer? GUILTY. So simple.

But a great specimen of an alcoholic!

Michael Keaton Forever!

That’s a defender’s job. That’s a noble calling. I mean he gave us the Kardashian’s and all, so I’m not putting him up for sainthood and he married Kris, like how messed up was he. However we need people to defend the innocent, the guilty and the we don’t know, other wise what is the point of law?

A woman who drinks herself stupid and cries because her kids are perfectly happy is a shite excuse for a mother.

i dunno, i completely see it.

What was most interesting to me and the hook for the whole character was how much of a man of faith he was. He prayed at every meal and before every big business meeting

I’m obsessed w/ the clip from the trailer where she’s at Nicole Brown’s funeral w/ Connie Britton as Faye Resnick and goes “Do you think he did it?” in the most amazing Kris Jenner voice imaginable.

Teresa Giudice was pretty popular in prison, if you know what I mean.

and lets be honest it was probably just a walk and talk with kourtney because he is not even on a khloe level, let alone kim.

I cannot applaud that polite burn by Schwimmer any more. “No, I don’t think I’ll be doing your little E! show, thank you very much.”

I read in an interview somewhere that David Schwimmer was always trying to talk the producers of Friends into hiring PoC for extra parts or the love interest roles. It’s why all of the (very few) PoC guest stars have story arcs with Ross!

Hey! I got there first! ;)