That tongue! Those stumpy legs! Could this be any more perfect?!

This is exactly my dog any time I let him outside without being leashed. Even at the end when finally getting caught, my dog rolls over onto his back just like that. It’s like “HERE’S MY BELLY DON’T KILLLLL MEEEEEEEEEE”.

And of course those men who decided the “punishment” would also like to do the raping right? In the name of “justice”. Those fuckers. I say take the women and children out then nuke that town, any place that still believe in these kinds of things should be wiped off the map. Sorry, just reading all about that makes me…

“The sisters weren’t convicted of any crimes, rather their sentence was punishment for their brother’s elopement.”

Oh, they aren’t responsible, they’re just objects. The brother ruined another family’s property, so now his family’s property should be ruined.

“when someone does a good job, they’re supposed to be congratulated by saying they are ‘so good looking.’”

As one who is pubic style challenged, I’d rather attend a workshop on Hair Styling, Downstairs.

“What do you mean?/When you nod your head yes/But you want to say no/What do you mean?/When you don’t want me to move/But you tell me to go.”

no, i won’t.

OMG DANCING WITH THE CARS.

Wait, what, is that woman - white? If so, that explains why her azz wasn’t shot at once she exited the vehicle.

Another angle is one of the mothers didn't have a passport and the Pilot along with the State Department quickly assisted her in obtaining one.

I checked with my agent a year ago, and Allstate said no to dash-cam discount. But when I moved from Chattanooga, Tn to Baton Rouge, La, my insurance premium tripled, for the same car, the same coverage and the same company. They said “Second highest area for insurance fraud!” So it doesn’t matter how good your…

Dear Allstate,

I guess I won’t be able to sing along to Sugar Hill Gang in the Range Rover anymore.

Easy fix. I'll use it in Incognito Mode.

Thank you. Good to hear about a ceo without the words scandal or abuse. We needed this this week.

The title of this post reminds me of when I first found out that my husband often spent time thinking about nothing. It blew my mind. I could not understand how someone could literally not be thinking about anything. It takes me hours of meditation to get to that point. And then I ruin it by thinking, “oh hey, I’m not…

Just do what I did in high school: have no sex and no friends. I turned out just fine!