Maybe the rebound isn't so much of a rebound but actually the main event, and the first person was really the opening act who missed his cue for when to leave the stage??

What is this, a lasagna for ants?

“Well they call me Jay-Hova cause the flow is religious”

It comes from J-Hova because he is a god.

But, like, what if the rebound is SUPER DUPER GOOD and stuff? What if you had like one person between the ten year relationship and the current SUPER DUPER GOOD rebound and you feel like maybe that disqualifies the rebound from being a rebound?

But see, I’d never make lasagna because I live by myself and I can’t be trusted with that much of a good thing in the house. However, if it was just a TINY pan of lasagna, that might be doable.

I DO wonder about transwomen’s abilities in sports verus cis-gendered women.

The “compelling medical evidence” you cite is the opinion of two doctors who perform gender reassignment surgeries — they don’t cite any studies on the actual issue, or indicate that they’ve done any specific research on the implications of gender reassignment for sports, and make casual statements like “she would prob…

Revlon Fire and Ice! Mom loved it. She recently (she’s almost 90) complained that Revlon lipsticks now don’t have enough product in the tube, so she’s boycotting.

My Grandmother always said to me (imagine an alcoholic Harvey Fierstein-sounding woman with a Kool hanging out of her lipsticked mouth and a tin of Old Milwaukee in her hand) ‘Darlin’ if you want to be glamourous, wear lipstick every day.’

omg she had a musical note necklace..and this is the moment her career died.

My years of subscriptions to Highlights has finally paid off. wood pattern near second window is different. tie on guy two is upsidedown.

Hey! We all wanted to be Karen O pretty badly in 2006.

Same puffy lace/weird waistline as:

Congrats to Ashlee who manages to always land on her feet$$$

Never Forget:

They are a really cute couple.

I’m assuming they are guests or a shit-ton of groomsmen. BUT, to me, a whole team of guys in white jackets and black bowties look like waiters. And I’d like my drink now.

Who is “we”

Mary Fallin signed a law requiring welfare recipients to get drug-tested to receive food stamps. She talks constantly about self-reliance, personal responsibility, and cutting government waste. It’s rather noteworthy that her children are living on the taxpayers of the state, in an arrangement that in Christina’s case…