This is a very cute story, thanks for the morning laugh 

Bhad Bhabie looks rough

I think it would be strange if Kate got down on her knees to cuddle the face of one of the ballet dancers.

“We’re selling a pipe dream to your average loser,” Fyre Festival founder Billy McFarland says excitedly

That was...not what I expecting her aesthetic to be.

Same - I even said “toe-mah-toe” and everyone roundly razzed me. It was great.

I hate the feeling of being observed. I tend to look straight ahead or at the ground in front of me out of wanting to avoid it, but this seems to give men carte blanche to stare as I pass. It’s the feeling of being evaluated, and regardless of the positivity or negativity of the final estimation I’m uncomfortable.…

Yeah I read that link and was super grossed out by everything in it, but him in particular. Yuck.

So...Beatrice is kind of a terrible person? She lets Lemony take the blame for her killing Olaf’s father and go on the lam for decades, while she goes to live on an island with her new lover? And then just continues to raise children and have a nice life in a mansion while Lemony continues to be perceived as a…

I did enjoy when Mr. Poe offered to help Klaus with his blindfold during the trial and Klaus seems to break and almost laugh.

NedStarkitis?

How upset she is, how she keeps repeating things...it’s SUCH a violation of your autonomy when someone - especially someone bigger than you (let alone more privileged) - puts their hands on you. I’m all shaken up just watching it. She must have been horrified.

this is an incredible image

Avril Lavigne!

Woah, all my exact thoughts came here and posted under an account autonomously ;)

You could always say “From you? I doubt I’d notice.”

So...I read her book of short stories (“Homesick for Another World”) and found it to be...very grotesque. In the purest sense of the word - reality strained and distorted in upsetting ways through the lenses of a series of unlikable people. I finished it and felt disgusting (which...I guess means it elicited an…

“And as a pending lawyer, Guo gives a bad name to sex-trade workers.”

Of all the snarky replies this feels the most realistic.

So many great Teddy moments. “Bob, who gets the tote bag? And don’t say split it in half.”