You have many insights with which I concur. I feel like I’m going to be all of your notifications. 

I have been out of school for many moons and that last sentence still made my stomach drop.

That slow down was perfect late-era Anna Nicole Smith.

I also didn’t know he had health issues! All good thoughts to his sucio ass, he honestly made me laugh more than any blogger out there.

Fellow Michael K fan?! I still call Rihanna “Alien Princess RiRi” and wonder what Chicken Cutlets is up to these days...

This makes me so sad! Good luck Ellie! In my headcanon, your last name will always be pronounced Shekt. Please don’t disabuse me of this b4 u go.

Thank you! Haha seriously?! That’s absurd. People are a strange animal...

Tevas forever!!!!!!!

She is a PSA for Rodan + Fields ineffectiveness. Lookin rough, PPP.

100% agree. I can’t tell if it’s that it just feels so good when you stop, endorphins, looking better, or a combo of all of the above. But I’ll take it.

“The unfortunate tendency toward self-absorption that’s resulted from my lifelong feud with myself...”

Right? I’m all for the idea of this but I looked and saw it was the standard four white-boy leads straight out of the stand by me playbook and thought...I can wait for this to stream.

When I think about it - because you’re spot on - and remember back to my teenage days, I think it was seen as...romantic. It wasn’t scary that a guy wanted you dead if you dated someone else, he just loved you *that much*. They wrote violent lyrics stemming from their own personal interpersonal failings, and the genre …

Right?! And then the lovely emo / pop punk boys arrived, murderously angry at women. And the allegations from that era are only JUST starting to trickle out...

(@Zayn, not u)

Also peak relatable:

Extensive and useless-outside-this-context internet research has led me to believe they are likely Canary Island Palms!

Thanks for taking that guy on. What a dolt, what a tone-deaf comment to make in a public forum.