I like SSH instead of SHS because SHH is what I wish she would do

This is incredible and I’m stealing and thank you.

ETA I believe I initially misread your comment. To your point, I agree that working within a misogynist system that uses up women and spits them out is going to end up with a lot more Rose McGowans than Jennifer Lawrences. But far be it from me to judge the women who navigated it successfully and came out the other…

Right. Women have ownership of the historically most valuable natural asset (if you can call pussy an asset) and men have created entire industries around shaming women out of utilizing, monetizing, or otherwise benefiting from that ownership.

I was just thinking about J Law relative to Weinstein when I remembered what a massive push there was for her post-Winter’s Bone. She’s obviously beautiful and talented but I had definitely thought...this is the exact same come-up quite a few of Harvey’s girls have had.

This and you are absurd and it’s wonderful

Buffalo sauce AS lipstick. Boom. Where are my awards

Correct. Very successful show. Yuge.

CHILDREN ARE PEOPLE?!

I think it’s that people like those things and do not like Ms. Frankel.

Ban dogs AND children. Why not both?

This. I feel like “it will happen when you least expect it!” completely undermines any sort of contentedness I’m feeling when I’m not actively looking for a relationship. If I least expect it then doesn’t it follow that I don’t really need it at that point?

This and the Alabama Leprechaun are modern American works of art.

Taylor Momsen in The Pretty Reckless (don’t judge me it’s good for what is is (what it is: Evanescense Rock...?))

Pauly’s face in this makes my life

Please post your picture so we can appropriately shame your appearance. I’m sure it won’t be difficult for us, and we’ll REALLY enjoy it!

I should have known the Germans would have a word for this. I’ve just been calling it secondhand embarrassment.

Let’s face it - everyone has flaws! If you don’t accept that you’ll never settl- I mean, find someone! Some guys seem to never change their sheets, some guys eat way too much Del Taco, some guys believe in state sponsored murder of specific racial and religious sects. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

Not to be all buzz killington but I saw them on the line up for a local music spot and was initially interested, and then couldn’t help but remember the one current frontwoman is dating a Nazi. So...I decided I will stay at home that weeknight.