That’s unequivocally gross, I didn’t know any of that. I question closing the ranks of acceptance of growth in people though. It doesn’t seem as though he’s absolved himself of his own past, just realized he needed/needs to work on himself. Isn’t that what we hope for?

Ugh. UGH!!!

This is such a good point. Stocking this away for the future.

So...you’re mocking progress in how people evaluate their representatives, and you think one chart looks like a peepee?

You don’t. Once you’re in you hunker down and if someone tries to make plans with you, unless they’re after 8pm it’s not worth it.

This is the correct reaction.

Wait yeah wut?

Oh my god, yes. And when the cameras catch Michael handing out candy to trick or treaters after he was so terrible about firing that guy. I just have such compassion for him even though he could be so awful.

I appreciate you reporting back from front lines I will never subject myself to. Informative, confusing, and disturbing. #2017

Woah. Tinder nightmares.

Oh brother.

I was reluctant to put stock in whispers that seemed to start and end with a retracted Jen Kirkman statement and the Jez echo chamber but this...this is damning. Shit man. Is this year over yet?

I think this is my favorite internet video of all time, and a great encapsulation of how happy everything cataloged above has made me. Well posted!

*little clapping hands emojis*

Wokka wokka!

Funderburker...

I wish it weren’t true but please someone show me the lie

That would actually be great! And to me this...sounds nothing like Grimes...?

“ It’s like he’s been gradually doused with gasoline over the last decade or so, and now he’s setting up a kiosk hawking flint and steel. “

For those that hate videos, she didn’t like it because her costume was uncomfortable and the character was evil. So at the end of the day, much like all us normals but at a much, much, astronomically higher salary value, she would come home at the end of the day and be too tired to do anything but watch tv. Excuse me…