I think we “owe” it to her not to criticize her based on her physical looks. She is a morally repellent sycophant who is trying to put a veneer of normalcy on a madman; that is enough to comment on without resorting to using patriarchal beauty standards against her.

The long tie extends over the area where his micropenis would be, in effect displaying a long, phallic (usually red) shape outwardly and covering over where the intensely shame-laden, actual phallus actually is.

I now have a sudden need to train a classroom full of children to answer that same question with “GRAD SCHOOL AND HELL!”

Yup, meanwhile Ashton is doing amazing work to end sex trafficking and child pornography.

The episode about the twin brothers made me cry so hard. And then laugh at the end when he was describing how the neighbor was fine disconnecting from him and his family (including his small children) but didn’t want to disconnect from his dog.

Dead at “My cat’s breath smells like cat food”.

I keep yelling that Jennifer Government is supposed to be satire, not reality!

Of course he didn’t write those tweets. Trump can’t stay on one topic for four sentences while having a conversation, much less string a coherent argument across 4 tweets.

If he stopped taking the bait and behaving like, well, himself...

Ha! I’m from South Dakota. Even when our ballot measures pass, they get overturned by our legislature. So it’s all fucking hopeless. YAY!

Seems like every civilization has had their time on top. England, Spain, the Moors, the Romans, Persia, the “Cash me Osside” Girl...

My wife and I wake up every morning in hopes of finding the pee-pee tapes splashed across the internet.

The amount of projection from right wingnuts is so excruciatingly painful. The reason they won’t take any of this seriously is because they KNOW they were losing their shit over Obama for no damn reason so they think it is the same now.

My sorrow for the “plight of the white lower class” is nearly zero, and I’m both white and liberal. I’ve seen the poorest parts of my family consistently vote for people who don’t want to raise minimum wage, who take health care away from them, who exploit them, and who justify all of it by arguing that illegals are…

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

Coincidentally, this move erases most of what I thought of Van.

I think Duane Johnson’s introduction of Lin-Manuel Miranda shows that he should host.

Okay I get that they’re more old-fashioned on the east coast but calling her out for the dress length and sitting posture thing seems sorta puritanical/patriarchal?? like of all the things to criticize, maybe don’t imply she’s making herself look slutty, because that’s what that’s implying.