I cannot be the only one to see the resemblance here....

Don’t worry, the blind items suggest she’s currently being put into social purda:

I swear to God, if I hear one more person whine about how Hillary didn’t live up to their “oh-I’m-so-special-and-couldn’t-betray-my-values” standards I am literally going to scream. I am more angry at them than for the people who actually voted for Trump.

I would contribute $20 to a GoFundMe for a legal defense fund of an individual who could pull off a head shot with a water balloon filled with curdled milk. $50 if there was solid, close-up, slow motion video of the event. Rotten cottage cheese all over Dastardly Don.

Dog poo? Can we throw dog poo? What if it’s soft and fresh? I have two dogs. I can find some fresh poo.

I don’t encourage assassination. I have to image this was said in jest. I do encourage targeting him through protest and also — even more importantly — action through organizations that will push back on him and hold him accountable.

JEZEBEL.

Or, you follow the Trump Plan, which is to accept the highest bid but internally resolve to pay them only what the lowest bidder quoted. All while “feature-creeping” the project to double its original scope. Let them sue you to get full payment, then drag it out so they settle for far less than what you got out of…

nothing would please me more than the tangerine terror celebrating his inauguration with a parade down 5th ave in an open car.

A parade through a city full of people who despise you. That’s smart.

So he wants to be this generation’s Leni Reifenstahl. Got it.

A male Leni Riefenstahl

How about Mark Burnett stages the inauguration as a mashup of his programs? Trump is dropped into an actual shark tank that’s on a desert island and he screams until his voice is gone and we see if he’s a survivor.

This idiotic dipshit epitome of privilege was just weeks away from a White House gig that would have probably set him up for life (not that he isn’t already set up for life), and the only thing that stopped him was stepping on his own dick on Twitter.

Hell, I thought the biggest twist of the finale was that Ford turned out not to be the bad guy after all.

Also: Ed Harris’ grin when he realized he’s been actually shot.

the irony of that is both Flynn and Petreus were found guilty of mishandling classified documents.

Of course there was no alternative candidate who would have tried to close the wage gap and protect Medicare and SS.

To be perfectly honest, a billionaire huckster arriviste who got rich through strategic bankruptcy and retaliatory lawsuits conning his way into the Presidency on a campaign of racism, homophobia, fascism, and misogyny, only for it to become immediately apparent that he has no idea how to do anything and is…

Well, I can take joy in the pain of people who are regretting their votes because Donald is not building a wall/prosecuting Clinton. I really don’t have a lot of sympathy for those ones.