Thank you, Sorting Hat.

aren’t we glad we didn’t elect some WOMAN who would be worried about her appearance all the time instead of concentrating on her job?!!!

I normally say “Vote your conscience and demand that your party gives you a reasonable candidate.” But then again, the other side usually isn’t Donald Fucking Trump. Jesus Christ, I can’t believe people are seriously comparing all of that with Hillary and saying “Yeah, it’s all pretty much the same shit.”

If you found them equally disturbing, you need to ask yourself: Am I more fascist than I think I am?

The “fuck CNN” part is what blows my mind about this story. The network treated his every utterance during the primaries as major news. They aired hundreds of segments with Trump surrogates lying through their teeth and pretended both sides had equally valid points. Hell, they hired someone still on Trump’s payroll.

Speaking of convenient and easy, why should I believe you when you say that you’re going to do the hard work of the next four years of protecting women and minorities when you couldn’t do the easiest, most convenient thing at all to help them? “Oh, I’m sorry, I can’t help you sweep up the glass because my personal…

But have you SEEN this one clip from South Park that completely EVISCERATES the dreaded Two Party System? Trust me, it’s life-changing.

If no candidates for Clerk of Courts don’t agree with me that Steve Hackett was the best part of early Genesis, I’ll have to write someone in.

Wait, she’s more pro-choice and more supportive of LGBTQ rights than she was in the 90's? Why is this bad?

“We survived a president who ranks 4th all time in jobs created, pulled us out of a death spiral recession, improved our foreign relations, killed Bin Laden, ended two wars, saved the auto industry, and has given millions of Americans access to healthcare. Surely we’ll be fine under President Bad Tweets.”

I mean, if I can’t imagine either choice for County Executive sharing my taste in music, what’s even the point?

I’ll take ‘monstrously false equivalencies’ for $200 Alex.

“Had they given us Bernie, he would’ve had my vote (and many of my friends/family vote) and won handily over Trump. We’d be sitting here in Bernie land which I think a majority of American’s could tolerate the taste of.”

“You want the red restriction of freedoms or the blue restriction of freedoms?

Here’s the problem: you let the perfect become the enemy of the good.

Hey hey, whoa now. Calling neo-nazis “Fecal-Americans” is a disservice to fecal matter. Manure is actually beneficial to the world.

I still love, in an evil bitch sorta way, that all Chris Christie really wants in life is to be friends with Bruce Springsteen and ol’ Bruce basically said “nah.”

One thing that should ALWAYS be off limits is attacking any underaged children of Presidents. Just don’t do it, and when it does happen, that shit needs to be shut down hard.

Came to say this. As the father of an Autstic child, a major change like moving into the White House would be incredibly terrifying (for the child).

Let’s be real: Melania has been keeping away from Donald’s white hose for a while now.