It’s like he’s Dorian Gray, only it’s not a portrait in the attic, it’s his face.

Fuck this. Fuck them. Fuck everything.

The man almost makes remember Karl Rove fondly. Almost.

I prefer this bit from the New Testament, something these hypocritcal selfish racist fuckheads like to forget:

Preach! Same goes for the #notthiswhitewoman crew. Shut your yap and see to your people. Don’t like being grouped in with bad apples in your cohort? Try being black or muslim. 

Here’s to hoping she ends up on CBS, which has a better morning show anyway.

I went to high school with one set of identical triplets and at least four sets of identical twins. Total enrollment was like 1200 at my school.

Me too. We need some light-hearted pretty camp right now. Thanks, Bey!

Well, that could legitimately be me after a burrito.

I’m roaring at your typo.

Definitely shade.

FUCK IT! Why do we still make these movies??

I swear one of these days my head is going to crash like a computer stuck in an infinite loop of hypocrisy.

You make an excellent point about physical disabilities and compliance being built into the system for public schools. It’s all so funny because before I had a kid I would’ve said that public schools need our support and that by siphoning off financially advantaged kids, we’re only doing further harm to the system. I…

I have a three-year-old son on the spectrum. Honestly, I haven’t found that public facilities offered to us have been anywhere near as good as certain private schools at providing the services and support he needs. Here in Brooklyn, the public system want to ghettoize kids like him and put them in centers where all of…

Shit. I so want to just spend the next 4 (8?!) years in bed watching Jane Austen movies. But i know this is not the time for disengagement, as much as it hurts my soul.

Holy fucking shit, please tell me that is satire.

Shh. 30 years later and I still don’t think I’ve recovered from Where the Red Fern Grows. It’s become an issue in my life to the point where I can’t enjoy any book or movie where the dog dies. When the dog died in I am Legend, I had to turn it off. People getting dismembered, fine. A pup getting hurt, NOPE. I’m not…

They’re probably lions, since Gucci says the outfit celebrates the city of London. Either that or she’s trying to confuse her boss about which pussy to grab.

Nah. Her outfit is a choice. For people of her economic stature, outfit shaming is fair game.