Why, yes. You’re right, it’s all peace love and harmony over here. Everyone gets along and agrees. 0_O

Would I be a bad person if I said, “Good”?

You’re on deadspin, Herr Fart.

This. Had this very same argument with a Stein voter “friend”of mine yesterday. She comes from a filthy rich family, and she kept spouting wikileaks and saying how corrupt Hillary was. And that the left needed this “wakeup call” to raise their consciousness. I’m like, yeah, it’s really easy for you to wish for that,…

But that’s the thing. They think they’re hot. Look at their hair and clothes. They’re definitely trying hard.

The hairdos kind of say it all, right?

Except the people making above $425K. They stand to save thousands of dollars.

Yes, married couples making $30K to $39,250 will see an increase. But literally every other bracket for married couples will see a decrease. 

Yes. Single people making $15,000 to $19,625 will have their taxes go up. If you can fucking believe it. Also no savings for singles making $52,500 to $101,500. But yeah, for people making over $425,400, you get big cut! Because you deserve it!

Looks like Ted Ladykilling Bundy!

“His life is the one that got ruined here”...

Right? I’m feeling like she’s abandoning her post when she’s most needed. I mean, I get it. But I’m a fucking loser. She’s the goddamn chair of the SEC. Woman up!

Bow down before the one you serve. You’re going to get what you deserve.

So, I guess we stick to some old white man?

Just a model of unity and acceptance, aren’t you? Fuck you.

While I am a white woman and did NOT vote for Trump, I’m NOT gonna be one of those #notallwhitewomen people. White women did this to Hillary. White women did this to our country. Time to own up, like Samantha Bee said. I’m sorry my unenlighted, benighted, ignorant fucking cohorts did this. I’ll do everything in my…

I’m just glad Chuck beat Wendy Long. She used to be a lawyer at the place I work. She was a known mean crazy person, and none of the secretaries wanted to work for her. She was the “you fucked up” assignment. On the morning of 9/11, just after the second plane hit, as the other decent lawyers were telling all of us…

Seems like to go from senator to governor would be a downgrade. No?

I can’t think of anyone with better name recognition and lack of baggage than Elizabeth Warren. It’s not a new idea, but it’s a good one.