Sobbing at my desk. Not going to pretend it’s the first time, but damn, Bobby.

Not to mention that those attack ads are only Donald Trump saying Donald Trump things.

Just what in the fuck is going on in that photo? In no universe is that ever proper, civilized table manners. My two year old can hold a fork more correctly than Trump is doing there. Prongs down would only ever be acceptable in the left hand (European model), and his grip is all wrong. Holding a fork in right hand…

I think you’re giving people far too much credit.

Right? Call me a softie, but what happened to Marie and her family was tragic and brutal, even if they had had accountability for the suffering in France that led to the revolution. It wasn’t called the Reign of Terror for nothing.

For the 1,000th time, I’m really gonna miss this first family.

Will never look at Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory the same way.

Silly Canadian. You’re either with us or against us. CHOOSE NOW. ;)

This does not have enough stars.

Preach! Also, they insist on hyphenating compound adverbs ending in -ly. And “judgment” not “judgement” and “adviser” not “advisor.”

That’s my birthday, so you all best remember it. You too, Mr. Kneebender.

One rapey scene aside (which they didn’t really show), I thought it was really intriguing and am looking forward to watching the rest of the season. Lots of great acting too.

EVERYONE! This is all smoke and mirrors to distract us from the fact that Donald just got caught violating federal law when his company paid money to Cuba. It’s documented and was admitted to yesterday by his campaign manager. This could potentially kill his chances in Florida, where the exiled Cuban Republican vote…

My mother and stepfather are both voting for him. What makes this even worse is that my stepfather is Trump’s motherfucking doppleganger. I kid you not. They look like twins, literally. The only difference is that my stepdad doesn’t bother with the comeover. So, every time I see Trump or my stepdad, I’m viscerally…

Actually, the “paid money in Cuba” thing ... most people don’t give a shit, you’re right. But one very important, some might say tremendous, demographic really, really does give many shits: Cuban Republicans in Florida. No Republican has ever, EVER, won Florida without the Cuban vote. He might as well kiss his chances…

Also note “judgement.” It’s “judgment” on this side of the pond, folks.

“Paragon of virtue” is a timeworn cliche. Much like Donald himself.

Right. I wasn’t stooping or making fun of Christie. I was saying how it was a mean joke that probably hurt Christie’s feelings, when that dude already has the humiliation of backing Trump now.

I pay $26, 400/year for my inhome caregiver, who I was lucky to get for so “little” in Brooklyn. My 2.5 year old son is autistic, and it was nigh on impossible to find a licensed daycare that would allow his therapists to come (he gets like 25 hours/week of therapy). My son’s father and I are flat broke. Like, maybe…

Except that’s not what the study determined. The study actually found that there was no statistically significant difference in economic life outcomes at all between people with “white-sounding” vs. “black sounding” names.