Also would have accepted “respect the prolapse”

I’m never shaking another person’s hand in Buffalo again.

RESPECT THE PROSTATE

Someone took over Buffalo Wild Wings twitter and posted dumb shit.

Attention Young People! Help an old man out here and explain to me what this article is about. I’m so confused about practically everything I just saw.

Yes! Dude we need to pair you up with a twitter hacker, stat.

Absolutely. I am pretty sure i would go with, “the first ten people at each store to show this tweet scores free wings for life! Hurry!”

They took corporate Ambien.

their fault for their new Ambien wing sauce

Dammit. I stink out loud.

Gotta be tough on Bryan. Both his mom AND his wife misbehaving on Twitter.

Wow, is this headline a reference to the original name of Buffalo Wild Wings? How many people did you think were going to get that?

Good to see that Roseann found a new gig so quickly!

God, now BWW is probably going to say their account was hacked.

Buffalo based cookbooks are disgusting.

It sometimes feels like these people don’t think about what they’re going to say once they get their twitter account hack-access for ~3 mins.

I bet Jerry Colangelo’s wife was behind this as well.

I see a lawyer making the comparison of a cop barging in because he saw me baking with flour on my snapstory — it’s nonsensical. Especially when it looks nothing like drugs, and isn’t described as such on the post. I hope to god no judge allows that kind of idiocy to stand if it went to court.

So, aren’t we going to talk about the fact that this guy either has someone on his facebook eagerly looking for any excuse to call the cops on him, or the cop in question was monitoring some random dude’s facebook ?

I assume someone along the line would have told him he was a dumbass and laughed at him until he dropped it.