"For the rest of us, there's the "power" button... Enough to carry all that extra weight..."

@$kaycog: needs more intake

@clientized: ca.jalopnik.com

just learned that we can have the good back if we just add a "ca" before jalopnik.com (or any of the gawker sites). try it! Awesomeness! Pass it on!

"sucktasculastity" - I heart this new word.

remember that older version of Jalopnik that was fast, easy to navigate and had 10's of 1000s of hits per story? Ah - the good old days...

I'm comment #37 in 6.5hours... YES, the web redesign is a success!!!

Cygnet is an old English translation from the Celtic word Vismut. But as we all know, the Romans had a minor impact on their language as they approached the North - Vismut was a direct descendant of their god Vomis. Vomis was much prayed to in their vomitoriums of the day - similar to our porcelain gods of today.

needs more intake

Oh, I get it! You call them up as you're sitting in traffic and 2 guys show up on a bike. One takes your car and the other hauls you off... Wasn't clear but it IS early in the morning.

I love the little interchangeable lenses - cute and useless. I can see this getting washed after I forget it in my pocket.

@not_a_virus.exe.vbs: Though it may be just as strange to point auto-remotes at people... A pen - I think a pen would be a good housing.

@LTDScott: I'd pick up Raquel Welch in that! I may have to chase her down and stuff her in there but that's besides the point.

New marketing tag line:

@craigeryjohn: They've never had my respect... but I believe they DID cheapen themselves with this. At this point, carry in a damn Thermos and have them fill it people!

30 minutes... I think the future of these stations are of the coffee-shop/bookstore marriage. Need to create an entity that can take advantage of such a length of time - say peep show, can-crushing activity for the whole family, or a toe-nail clipping museum.

HSS!!! (aka Holi Sheep Shit!) Sign this kid up for some stunt-work, I was more glued to this Yutube vid than a James Bond sequence. Not that I condone such behavior, in fact, I'd curse him in Russian if he did that next to me, but DAMN!

[insert your name here] "built the aluminum bodied car because he couldn't find a suitable new car to purchase"

@xequar: Aztec, cough... sorry, coughed up phlegm..

@-Beefmalone: That's gorgeous! How come there's no Fiero kit for that!?