Now, I'm thoroughly convinced that all these commercials are just ESPN's way of saying "hey, would you rather watch that or us?"

That's not Lance Armstrong in that Michelob commercial. The real Lance would've done that commercial shirtless with Matthew McConnaghey.

Finally, Megan Fox, a role that suits you perfectly.

Now that's how to start a 2nd half.

If there's anybody at Sun Life Stadium under the age of 18, they're probably thinking that that performance needed more Autotune.

@Steve U: I remember when it was like this every night.

There's so much hate for that Charger commercial, I thought Phillip Rivers opened his mouth again.

Is there a contractual obligation that every Tim Burton movie should star his wife?

@Steve U: Well, if you're gonna make unfunny commercials promoting watered-down piss, it's only fair that they should remind me of J-Lo playing a lesbian hitwoman and Ben Affleck being his usual douchey self.

I am thoroughly convinced that the people who think these Bud Light commercials are funny are the same people who greenlit Gigli.

This really deserves a 800-word essay from Moe

You mean you can put "University of Washington" and "dong" together, and the story not involve Jerramy Stevens?

Lil 'Kim mentioned that she can make a Sprite can disappear in her mouth. To which McKinnie replied "yeah, but can you fit Brett Favre's massive ego in there?"

So, how exactly is Lynn Hoppes related to Young Manhattanite?

Last year around this time, T.J. Houshmanzadeh would've happily smashed "the ugly one".

The last time a black woman rode a Bull that hard she ended up with 150 million dollars.

The next installment features a former English soccer player's ex-girlfriend causing a divide between Kurt & Kyle Busch.

So, in Mr. Kloepping's mind, Tracy Porter represents Paul Revere?

So you replace Terry, who's off the field actions got him stripped of the captaincy, with Rio Ferdinand, who is currently serving a 4-game suspension (which could be 5 if the FA decides his 2nd appeal was just as frivolous as his 1st).

So where's the pic of Andy Reid holding the trophy ?