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Although the importance of marinade proportions are mentioned, there are no ingredient measurements provided. I’d like to try this.

They were participating in a promotion that involved taking selfies put on by the stadium. It had just been announced right before this clip.

It’s also worth noting that the announcers were encouraging people to take selfies so....

—For a man to openly reject a woman because he found her fat would be social suicide.—

Yep. I gave up salting eggplant many years ago because after a handful of tries, it didn’t seem to make any difference to either the bitterness or the moisture. Good to know it’s not just me.

I can’t verify this, but someone else stated this below:

You’re assuming that accomodation was reasonable, I think it added to the burden of co-workers in a job where they can’t get her to make up for it by doing something else since they’re all ressponsible and held accountable for other tasks like supervising entry,departure and behaviour of passengers. To avoid burdening

It goes on to say:

I hope they didn’t try and flush it out of their systems by drinking water, it could only become more powerful.

a) Joe is clearly a peach, wow.

I fucking love dogs.

no but you’re supposed to wear it for murders

The answer to all your questions is: MAGIC. Brilliant, fantastic, octarine magic.

It’s misogynistic because the one guy immediately objectifies her in asking if she’s hot, making all other information about her irrelevant, and then the conversation just continues in that vein. It’s also emblematic of the binary mindset of the police in general.

That really pissed me off. My high school was one of those super underfunded inner city public schools, and a vast majority of the students were on free lunches. I would like whoever wrote that quote to look these teens in the eyes and tell them how “ghetto” they are just because their cucumbers aren’t shaped like

Controversial opinion: Chipotle sucks and so do burritos.

Reminder to the Christians crying about being “discriminated against” and facing “persecution”: Freedom of religion does not apply only to your religion. Freedom of religion does not mean that you get to impose your religious beliefs on others in a way that infringes upon their rights.

Seriously, can you imagine the epic hissy fit these punks would throw if gay guys on campus made a banner of equal vulgarity with them as the target? They’d have Fox News doing live spots there covering that national “tragedy” within hours. They’d be busing in lawyers by the boatloads. (I’d totally fund that banner

No, actually you can’t say the same thing, because one of these things is not like the other. “Fun Home” features CONSENSUAL sex. That’s when both parties agree to have it and sometimes want it really bad. CONSENSUAL sex is not a crime. RAPE is a crime. See the difference?

Those two things are not in any way, shape, or form, the same thing.