Ugh finnnnne, just work a bit harder and get this behemoth.

Multiple wives? You’re gonna need a van.

Have more wives and kids!

Bring the wife and kids?

Ditch the wife and kids.

It’s all about options:

“Whom is a bootlicker”??? It’s “who,” not “whom.” I love the trytosoundsmartwithfancygrammarfail.

This place is rife with bootlickers. Until a cop pisses them off when they are caught breaking a law. 

A lawsuit? You’re pathetic. Bootlicker bootlicker bootlicker times infinity. 

It’s a loser’s response, vented in frustration of being a loser. If you’ve got a dumb sticker on your car that allows you to get away with putting myself and others in danger I’m ripping it off. Come at me. 

He didn’t remove the object obscuring the front plate, you imbecile. Please RTFA.

“this officer may have deliberately mischarged the offender so they can get it dismissed”

Obscuring a plate does not put anyone at risk, and I don’t think that is the argument being made. The quote itself mentions obscuring your plate so that you can take part in other illegal activity with impunity, including speeding and running red lights, which does generally put others at risk

Was that really the conclusion you jumped to when Jalopnik approved breaking a small piece of plastic off of a license plate? Or are you being purposefully obtuse? 

It’s a cop. You are most definitely the bootlicker. Now go sit in a fucking corner somewhere, dunce.

These are the people who run lights and speed without consideration. I assure you that they are just as dangerous as the asshats in Altimas.

Police are the largest and most well-funded criminal organization

What’s with the threats of “ass kicking” all the time from people?

Vigilantism is still illegal, no matter how justified the vigilante feels. It isn’t this cyclist’s job to be the police, so he should keep his goddamned nose out of it.

Right. Musk has never lied before so we can totally take his word for it.