Torture works! Classic Poe.

The home-schooled topper killed.

Wouldn't the best cover for a child-abductor be a child-abduction investigator?

OH KISS MY ASS

Pete Holmes self-deprecatingly found my stuff, but that was his first comedy with my contact.

What the fuck… so if they weren't slated for an execution that they barely survived, they would have lost?

Both times that's been on, it made me wonder if the others on the panel knew it was coming and had prepared for it. The bit always felt a little like an improv surprise Jeselnik sprung on the other comedians (which worked great).

The fact that the show has so many bits is impressive. There's the regular recurring ones for each panel (defending your tweet), but it took me by surprise the second time Latino Voices came around — it took like 8 episodes before they came back to it a second time.

You're giving Mencia too much credit.

The variety of "panel" intros they come up with is stellar. They must have a great time in the writer's room coming up with them.

*SLAP*
You leave that tweet alone!

I'm guessing it's an awkward reference to James Joyce's story "The Dead" (snow was general all over Ireland), but no idea if TVDW is into that sorta thing.

I have a feeling Sheriff Richard is going to nail Norma and Norman, and maybe end up nailing Norma. Either he's in on the sex slave stuff, or he won't believe it because they let the one sex slave skip town after falling out of a cupboard.

Sips on "mother" — some people have to work in the morning.

I'd really like to hear a song called "Progeny Bones" sung to the tune of They Might Be Giants' "Particle Man."

I'm surprised he wasn't on fire.

Agreed. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

It might have been a Bassomatic 3000. As for the dad character, the real question is WILL IT BLEND?

As a rule, your four-letter words shouldn't have six letters.

None of that excuses her stabbing Joe with a fork, then picking up the big knife to free the couple, and not going back with the knife to finish Joe off, or just using the knife or the goddam corkscrew in the first place.