Stabbed With An Ax was the name of my GWAR cover band.

That's the unicorn of networks. It could never exist.

I muttered that last episode after Claire stabbed Joe, "That thing's going septic in two days without treatment. But it won't matter because this show's that dumb." I wasn't disappointed.

I was impressed that on the close-ups, despite being held prisoner for days and getting into a fight with Dorothy Hamill, Claire's make-up was still perfect. Or maybe I was annoyed at that. I'm impressed at how annoyed this show makes me.

That'd be the largest, most powerful, and dumbest cult of the television season.

Just like a Mexican hates fireworks.

The fact that they corralled multiple armed cult members into an evacuation center with so many civilians should make that police force/FBI branch at least the worst in the state of Maryland, if not ever.  It'd be slapstick if it wasn't so gory.

Atrocious writing — dead on. These characters ceased to be characters and instead became plot devices this season. Every time I watched I kept asking myself "why do I watch this again?"

Liked for the first KDE avatar I've seen on this site. Don't get your hopes up for this season's quality; you'll be more satisfied.

I'll generally take Graham Greene in anything, but those scenes between him and Grant Solo contained a whole lotta exposition. There had to be better ways of accomplishing that — I don't want them to end up being this show's Greek Chorus.

He was cool enough to diagram the following Dothraki sentences upon request:

At least they're not gingers.

Maybe they transplanted the old arch?

Points for rules-of-grammar-defying and still sense-making being.

For a long time, Jesus was worshiped alongside Thor in Iceland as Christianity was introduced. I don't recall off the top of my head how long this was the case, but the archaeology showed Thor's hammers and Christian crosses being worshiped together.

I don't know, willingly giving up your life in self-sacrifice for the group seems like a pretty good hold on the average believer.

Yeah, I'm not sure how you'd fight bloodthirstily and effectively all hopped up on amanita muscaria. Aethelstan could hardly Aethel-stand. (rimshot)

Thank you, that was a great response, and I have no arguments with A.) or B.).

I'll fix that.

That's why David Sims is still covering The Following — because we keep responding in the comments, even though the show is a steaming pile. So we're at fault for perpetuating the show/coverage, even if indirectly and for all the wrong reasons.