Great. Where was this advice Friday night, EMILY?!?!

The “Jamaican guy” isn’t Jamaican. He’s Bahamian. As in, from the Bahamas where the failed event took place, and where hundreds of other Bahamian’s, not Jamaican’s were not paid for their labor. Not all islands in the Caribbean are Jamaica. 🙃

I can see the confusion. Players from the same team usually don't swap jerseys.

It just goes to show that in this country a huge corporation will always do the right thing when it has absolutely no other choice.

Sony is trash. Still waiting for them to kick out Dr. Luke.

This is a good start.

Birdman wrote a solitary and cryptic “It’s over...” caption on his Instagram Story on Tuesday

Yeah, that’s the problem with not making a clean break. At least for me, I tend to over-emphasize the good parts and blot out the bad and get caught up in the whole drama again.

The Ann Coulter live show is off to an amazing start.

That’s not what the rule says. If the game had been tied after that TD the Dolphins would have kicked the XP. The game wouldn’t have just gone to OT because the clock ran out.

Exactly. She’s crazy smart and knows what she’s talking about.

agreed

Sometimes you can see the singularity in the fabric of discourse, around which spiral lost IQ points—spaghettifying and fading from the cosmos, until nothing remains but lottery tickets and corn dust.

The titles for all Mushnick columns should really start with FWD: FWD: FWD:

You know they’ll get as much mileage as possible from Thomas Markle bemoaning the fact that he is not being allowed to meet his first grandchild.

These guys may be the only team defeated by the Magic all year. 

“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

“Your orgasm is in another castle.”