And continuing that harm by saying she doesn't diet or work out. 

Wouldn’t it be great if we could collectively get everyone to just take a year off of paying for overpriced, lip synced arena tours, and then it would sort of end Ticketmaster and then whole thing just kind of solves itself.

How is she wrongfully detained? She brought drugs into a sovereign nation with a zero tolerance policy. Through the ‘90s my wife and I used to fly into Indonesia, Thailand, and Singapore fairly regularly. There were announcements on the plane prior to landing, with directions to the bathrooms that could be accessed…

I’ve always thought that I can make fun of my crazy cousin but no one else can. Meaning, as a Jew, I can talk about being Jewish. I wouldn’t try explaining Black people to anyone, or Indigenous people. Chappelle needs to stay in his lane. Comment on Ye, sure, but no one needs your hot takes on Jews. 

Now that CGI is so advanced, let’s ban the use of children in entertainment. It’s not worth the risk. RIP AC

Yeah, I think its too early to call Dom a misogynist. Unless the writer has seen more episodes than the public, for all we have seen so far, is just that he’s a divorced man who’s a sad sack. Probably cheated a lot on his wife, for sure, but that’s not exactly the same thing as a misogynist.  

Chaps are inherently, and by definition, assless. Why must they always be described as “assless chaps”?!!!

LOL I think it’s brilliant. Halloween is supposed to be gruesome and outlandish and yes, even offensive and I’m getting a huge kick out of the offended tweets.

Plaza’s character may have an impressive career, but she is a deeply unpleasant person. I’m really enjoying watching Plaza play a character who’s acerbic but genuinely unpleasant, rather than acerbic and funny.

I’ve never served him either, and I try to avoid seeing him on TV whenever possible and I can totally imagine him being mean.

Tell me when Cordon walks into the restaurant and apologizes to the servers in the same public way he humiliated them in the first place.

You’re right, but it’s also true that marriage is a bullshit institution rooted in religious control of peoples’ personal lives and a culturally-induced fear of being adult and not paired. It’s unnecessary and barbaric, except in places that are so primitive that it’s necessary to provide some protections under the…

Everything’s special when it comes with a blowjob. 

All I want to know is WHAT MAKES THE SALAD DRESSING SPECIAL?

Tucker Carlson talking with Kanye saves two other people from having to talk to either for a while

My parents were older when they had me. They’d mentally checked out of parenting about a decade before I was an adult.

Please, please, please ladies get out and vote this November!

Thank you. Women like Stroh being allowed to use the language of the abused to weasel out of their own poor decisions has been going on for too long now post-Me Too and all it is doing is trivializing real abuse and causing people to roll their eyes when a real testimonial is given. Enough.

Yes to both! Came back with a dog that understands Spanish 🐾

Beanie Feldstein is “lead in her summer camp drama club” level talent when it comes to singing and acting.  She’s cute in her millennial coming of age movie roles and absolutely has an appealing personality.  She’s not a broadway leading lady - not because of her weight or height or hair color or teeth but because she…