My folks were huge fans, until they saw Manhattan. They were both really disgusted. Even given the permissiveness of the era, it did not read well at the time.

Heh heh. “Weight Watchers” has three syllables. "WW" has six and is trickier to pronounce.

I found I could see mine if I go to my Dashboard, but they really need to fix this.

I suspected it might have been a fake- being China and all, plus my father had a collection of $25 fake Rolexes, so there was some precedent. But I sure do like your other suggestion.

Am I a terrible person for laughing so hard at this, my dog just glared at me, got up from her bed and huffily left the room?

This. Way more of these than any topical goo is doing to her face. (And probably some very subtle surgical procedures) She’s an entertainer. No way is that all/mostly good genes and some products.

Um, pretty much just like a Kardashian. Huh.

Oddly enough, while she didn’t resemble the young Maggie Eastwood, Ms. Eastwood’s more recent appearance shows them resembling each other considerably. And Locke and Frances Fisher look like sisters.

I’d also like to point out some terrible TV wigs. The Deuce was full of them, really bad wiggy wigs that sat on top of characters’ heads like pastries. And for some reason, it seems really difficult to fit a realistic African American men’s wig. They always look like they were cut out of Astroturf. Close Afros, Big…

Also, J&J makes a few varieties of 100% Cornstarch-based baby powders, and has since way before these lawsuits started. Which really makes me wonder why they didn’t just stop making Talc baby powder ages ago. Would that have been an admission of guilt?

Or a nice senna laxative tea.

This is gonna make me sound like a terrible ingrate, but here goes. My father and his girlfriend, who was an elegant and fancy society lady (I am pretty much the opposite) went to China some years back. I am really interested in Chinese ethnic embroidery, and pop culture, and vintage anything, and Mao-era ephemera, and…

Stevie Nicks has always been kind of a dick.

The Germs have had some pretty illustrious alumni! Who'd have guessed a Germ would ever perform with a Beatle?

Gerald Casale wrote a fairly scathing letter about the dumbing down of culture and the prescience of de-evolution that will probably keep DEVO out of the HoF in perpetuity, unfortunately.

What do you have against Pete Davidson, that you would wish such a thing on him?

Because at least they know people aren’t supposed to wear feathered headdresses!

See, now, you know the right questions to ask.

BRING IT ON.

Seventy. ;)