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Maybe she’s making them in Amy™ sizes, where the garment’s measurements actually match something three sizes larger than the tag sewn inside it.

Because as bodies size up from a slim, fairly close to the skeleton body, weight comes on in a wide variety of body shapes, and there really isn’t an average for that. Some women stay fairly proportionate to the waist and then get really large, some carry weight in their bellies, some carry it evenly distributed over…

I sort of understand why actual royalty has this kind of ridiculous pomp and days-!ong events. But regular people? The narcissism and self-absorbtion is unbelievable.

He wss probably thinking about how much more his wife earns than he does nowadays.

Well, I think the whole point of the show was they were all terrible and spoiled people, cluelessly behaving badly. That’s actually the premise behind most of HBO’s shows, but audiences seem to find it more acceptable when it’s men. 

Weirdo sex parties, maybe. But the two photos his whole argument hinges on, supposedly Elisabeth, don’t look like her at all, aside from the dark hair. Her family is adamant they aren’t her.

And the woman they use here on the newspaper cover looks pretty rough-ridden. At least they seem to have used George Hodel’s actual home for filming, even if that theory is a bunch of hogwash that doesn’t hold up in the least.

I just searched for images with her name and “overweight”, and came up with a bunch of images where she’s maybe 25-30 pounds heavier at most, and she’s absolutely gorgeous, no surprise there. People can certainly be shallow jerks, but I bet folks still treated her like a beautiful woman, unless they were in the…

I would love to see a President who forgoes the turkey altogether and has a vegetarian or vegan Thanksgiving. I mean, everybody knows that turkey is mainly a vehicle for all the other side dishes we traditionally eat on Thanksgiving.

So Caesar Salad is the perfect dish for the suicidal, what with the coddled egg AND the poisoned lettuce!

Nuts on the side!

Have you been to Andersen’s as an adult? Because I remember it being a delicious treat and family tradition as a kid, every time we’d be on the way north. But I went to the one in Santa Nella a couple years ago, and found it to be depressing and tasteless, and possibly the whitest place I’ve ever been, like so white I…

Keener > Roberts.

The dog is played for a lot of tension, but aside from getting roughly handled in one early scene, he makes it through unscathed. That is one awfully cute little dog, too.

That court outfit won’t fool anyone.

Which is pretty ironic, being that it was likely put in place to keep Jewish men from wearing yarmulkes. I think the concept of a Muslim woman holding office, and what kind of headwear she might wear was so far from the realm of possibility when it was enacted, it likely never crossed anyone’s mind. 

I suggest they stay away from Italy on their honeymoon.

I have a theory: the thong is sewn on to both the front and back of the pants, and basically holds them up, like a set of hip suspenders. It’s not a good look.

Ninety is pushing it, although many make it that long. Even a healthy, well-off human’s parts will will start breaking down after the early/mid-eighties, it’s more a matter of which parts and how badly. We were not designed to live much longer than eighty even under the best circumstances, unless one's genetic makeup…