Is Ben Roethlisberger going to sue them for stealing his life story?

This is terrible analysis and I can tell you are not a real football fan. Obviously the handsome, fit, 6-4 white quarterback threw the ball perfectly. The more darkly-pigmented receivers just didn’t run their routes correctly.

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History, common sense, being at least 3% aware of how America operates?

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

but in fact the boiling point of water changes all the time

It’s awful that people are hurting themselves. Not to make light of it, but in fact the boiling point of water changes all the time, with changes in altitude and atmospheric pressure.

Counterpoint: The temperature of boiling water changes based on environmental pressure.

amazing that it was never set on fire and dunked from 40 feet

Eh, it’s functionally true. KD left OKC because they refused to change the overly predictable “my-turn, his-turn” offense and because playing with Russ was exhausting. OKC would/could never find a way to move away from that, so they effectively drove him away.

Also, it’d be a lot easier to indulge in KD’s desires to be…

Harsh but true. Harden, Durant, and Russ weren’t the players are today, but it’s still mind boggling that the Thunder traded James Harden back in 2012 just because they refused to give him an extra $7M to meet his request of a non-max 4/$60M. (And because they were betting on Ibaka instead of him) Now they’ve got a…

What sucks is that this makes total sense for Boogie. He’ll hit a market flush with more cap space and another year removed from an Achilles injury, and after he wins a championship, the loser/cancer label will be gone. I can’t even cry foul here.

Even worse is putting SR. on a jersey.  You get two extra letters just because you couldn’t think of a name for your kid?

Baseball is background noise for having friends over and hanging out, just like NASCAR is background noise for getting drunk on cheap beer and Golf is background noise for taking a nap.

Sisyphus is the motivational hero 2018 America deserves.

I don’t give a fuck what Elway says I want this motherfucker on the Broncos.

How does NBC both delay it enough for this to happen, and not edit out the F-bombs?

We’re all waiting for a status update about Drew. Is he okay? Have y’all spoken? Sure, he’s yelled into the void

...you both sound like pleasant people...