The Patriots losing the Super Bowl is like heroin. I don’t need it all the time but it sure makes spending an afternoon with my family more enjoyable.

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots

Maybe Belicheck hates Philadelphia so much that he wanted to see it destroyed.

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

Timberlake wasn’t making any actual noise, why should the crowd.

“But talk to a New England fan about these or any other points that reflect poorly on the team and you’re subjected to the worst kinds of denial, bargaining, and an obstinate refusal to deal with reality.”

I have not clicked on any other articles so I am guessing here: the article said 10 years from the agreement and that he owned the team for 15 years. My guess is that the agreement was signed w/in the last 10 years, not when he bought the team.

One is an abnormality! Two is a trend! Three is a pattern!

Je me souviens.

I’d like to think this might dissuade other cities from giving billionaires money for stadiums in the future. Also, I am an extremely dumb person.

Also, ACON finally rescheduled to summer starting next year.

Spicer: That never happened. In fact, it was the Spurs players who imitated the gas chamber noises and rocket ma—I mean Son Heung-Min—has a history of making terrorist-like threats to our fans.  Those fans, by the way, sell out our stadium week after week and are the best and least-racist in England. You are racist…

As they say, ‘two is company, but three is AFRICAN MAYHEM’.

Huckabee-Sanders: They were just breathing heavily and something in their eyes. The real racists are those trying to make a big deal out of it.

“We got wicked mutated from tha radiation, and live in the sewahs feastin’ on human flesh, and what happens? Tahwm Brady discovahs that eating irradiated roaches gives him supah strength, and we’ah at ouah seventh straight Super Bowl! Yew can’t keep this city down!”

C’mon, this is totally unfair and off base. I live in Boston and I can assure there is so much segregation no one who calls ICE is neighbors with anyone named Jesus.

This exactly. So many Superman movies (and to a lesser extent the comics) lean a bit too much into the Christ metaphor and the weight of essentially being God come to Earth, and yeah that’s all deep and complex if you like that sort of thing, but Reeves’s performance works more than the others because, at heart, he’s…

Still the best of the superhero genre - at least it’s still the best Superman movie. Because it really *understands* Superman.