I was 13 when I first heard Motörhead. As I recall, my exact thoughts were “holy fucking shit this is awesome!” Their music was a thunderous freight train barreling down at you at 500 noisy miles per hour. Everyone should live at least one day like Lemmy. Dave Grohl said it best when he said, “If Motörhead moved in…

Lemmy died, so nothing else matters

The Spurs remind me of the Arsenal squads before the spending leash was removed. Young, talented, full of potential, and most of all streaky. Much like those Arsenal teams, 4th is probably the best they will be able to do.

Wouldn’t talking about the fact that Son was miles offside in the build up be awkward though?

Shh, it’s not polite to bring up those cunts from the lane during the holidays.

One of the best things about Screamer is the Spurs fan’s constant hair- trigger disappointment by the coverage.

John Terry eats hot dogs with a spoon.

Not hot enough to justify the crazy.

This is surprising. I would have thought that a well-protected Twitter account might have some sympathy for Tannehill.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

I can’t believe the uproar over a few little emojis meant to help millions of illiterate Real fans enjoy social media.

Shouldn’t that be a bus?

Dear Santa,

As a Villa fan (I know, I know...), this result isn’t ideal. As a human being, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH CHELSEA

in texas, you stick to your guns no matter how many times you shot yer goddamned toes off

I think we can all agree that Idris Elba being a fan of your team more than makes up for Piers Morgan being a fan of your team