NO SCOOP FOR YOU!

You guys miss the point, the star wars saga is about telekinetic robot, called R2D2, who controls human minds and plays out the space opera out of whimsy.

I think it tells you nothing about Harper and a lot about the person asking the question.

I’m reading the new Billy Martin biography, and the amazing thing about Billy is that he would have (a) somehow have turned this into something to motivate the team and (b) would probably have punched Papelbon ages ago, and (c) benched Harper for not running out the pop-up. Matt Williams is just no fun.

I feel kind of bad about pointing out how terrible this comment is, since you are so clearly coming off a traumatic brain injury, but this is an unbelievably terrible comment.

(Lee Jury and Lee Executioner were not cited in the column.)

Was someone choking you when you wrote this comment? Because oxygen deprivation would be one of the few valid explanations for this.

Grown men have been terrified of Bryce Harper since he was 16 years old. It’s really something to behold. And it makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

Curt Schilling shared an article by Lee Judge

Papelbon has fit right in with the clubhouse culture of choking when the calendar turns to fall.

If only every player had a gun on the field, it would be much safer.

entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?

This having worked so well everywhere else it’s been tried. There’s a reason that according to the 2009 UN Human Development Index report, Mississippi, if it were regarded as a sovereign nation, would rank below Kazakhstan on measures of civilisation.

Yeah how fucking dare we take the position that racism is evil! Stick to fucking sports assholes!

Don’t tell me what to do. You aren’t my real dad!

The irony is that most states in the US are converging in terms of the middle. It’s the mouth breathers in the red states that make it seem like we are drifting further apart.

Is “Stick to sprouts” your final answer?

I mean, it’s a funny line, but moving us to the metric system is 1000000x more beneficial and sane than anything anybody uttered on stage last night.

Anyone that throws those words around doesn’t actually know what they mean haha They think they do but they’re just parroting what some college dropout told them on Fox.

Yes, the old communist. Like this one.