Leslie Jones is everything. I can’t think of a single thing she’s ever said or done that I haven’t loved. Her refusal to be put in a box makes it easier for everyone else to break out of theirs. 

Michelle Wolf had a good one too, she said they didn't look as senators as much as they look like men who say "huh, she drowned. I guess she wasn't a witch either"

“This looks like the casting call for a Lipitor commercial,” she says of row after row of white men.

There was a lot of truth-telling in Leslie’s commentary, but nowhere more so than when she called Colin Jost a “flat white-privilege latte.”

When DJ Kahled introduced “Lil Baby” I was more than a little disappointed that it wasn’t Bobby Moynihan rapping in a diaper.

Pete Davidson, human bagpipe drone

You know the Alabama law specifies that women will not face prosecution if they get an “illegal” abortion, right? Only the doctor who does it will. And that abortion is allowed if it’s declared necessary to save the woman’s life, right?

So I’m a Missouri resident and I have requested that his cases be reviewed. Clearly, he has a personal bias against citizens coming in to report assaults that has never been addressed.

Because a lot of people live in cities, don’t own a car and and cabs/rideshare are just another transportation option. I’m not trying to have a conversation with the bus driver. Uber isn’t much different.

I don’t know about a succubus, but hang around your local state fair and Incubus will show up

You forgot reverse mortgages and shitty pillows

Er, maybe you and I are reading different poll numbers, but most polls I’ve seen show her creeping up in the charts. She’s not quite in the same territory as Biden or Bernie, but it’s usually Warren and Kamala Harris vying for a strong third, which represents a pretty substantial uptick in support for the last few…

Meh.  I think she made a more powerful statement by declining.

I totally agree about the debates. Hillary destroyed Trump in the debates but what he got was a couple hours on TV to be a public creep and maniac at her (something his base ate up) and also to spew lies unchecked, which is generally just a 100% advantage for him only. I would tolerate it maybe if they changed a few…

Shit like this is why I love Warren. I’ve always had a positive association with our nation’s military (grew up in it, married back into it, and tried to serve myself), but every time I go to a post, whether it’s Knox, Leonard Wood, or what have you, the one station that’s always playing at the PX/BX or any of the…

bernie gave them a laugh and a talking point.

And there’s no shoehorned AIPAC reference.

INVALID! YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID! ALL HAIL BERNARD, THE ONE TRUE GOD. WAR(!!!)REN DID NOT ENDORSE BERNARD IN THE SACRED CONQUEST OF TWOTHOUSAND-SIXTEEN. THEREFORE, SHE IS A TRAITOR!!!! A HERETIC!!!! OR, SOMETHING. ALL HAIL BERNARD! ALL HAIL BERNARD! 

There is no way she should be polling behind Sanders and Biden.